The Asian Connection, a straight to DVD production. With a cast of Michael Jai White and Steven Seagal, among others. This movie is totally my shit.
“You’ve got to tell me where you got this money.”
*Like two minutes later*
“Bang me on this pile of money”
“You’re not a murderer, Jack.”
*Jack proceeds to kill like twenty cops*
The guy who plays Niran is funny as hell. He delivers all his lines with such panache.
“Fuck you, Jack”
“Give me the bag or I’ll shoot the bitch, Jack”
Steven Seagal playing the worst mob boss ever. He gets a cool bit where he pretends like he’s an investigator, which is really great. He’s like an incompetent version of his role in Machete.